The Right Scoop
“Obama Ate A Dog”
(Sing to the tune of Katy Perry’s ‘I Kissed A Girl)
This was never what he planned
Not his intention
He got so brave, drink in hand
Lost his discretion
It’s not what, He’s used to
Just wanna try you on
He’s curious for you
Caught his attention
Obama ate a dog and he liked it
The taste of its tender hind quarters
Obama ate a dog and he liked it
I hope Michelle don’t mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don’t mean he’s in love with it tonight
Obama ate a dog and he liked it
He liked it
No, he din’t even know your name
It doesn’t matter
Your his experimental game
Just human nature
It’s not what, good people do
Not how they should behave
My head gets so confused
Hard to obey
Obama ate a dog and he liked it
The taste of its tender hind quarters
Obama ate a dog and he liked it
I hope Michelle don’t mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don’t mean he’s in love with it tonight
Obama ate a dog and he liked it
He liked it
You puppies, you are so magical
Soft fur, tender flesh, so lip smackable
Hard to resist so scrumdoolly-ish
Too good to deny it
Ain’t no big deal, it’s innocent
Obama ate a dog and he liked it
The taste of its tender hind quarters
Obama ate a dog and he liked it
I hope Michelle don’t mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don’t mean he’s in love with it tonight
Obama ate a dog and he liked it
He liked it
Will wait for Diane Sawyer to ask Obama if different breeds taste the same and which breed tastes best.
Seal Team was too busy to be used anymore by O.
I maybe should have left that off.
Did anyone see the video about Adolf on HOTAIR.com?
I will let RightScoop post if they feel that want to, it is right on !
Cat lovers BEWARE !!!!!
I could have posted it, and is is just those normal jokes ABOUT the left with O as the star.
Those people who write the words are "satiircal" geniuses" and should be writing a CONSERVATIVE COMEDY SHOW.
Oh, yeah, the left has declared Conservatives can't write comedy, because they are not sensitive enough?
Left can't write conservative satire, but the right sure can.
Today on MSNBC, the hosts have gone off the fricken deep end scripting what is suppose to be said by the NUTTY lib guests.
It is REALITY news PURE comedy, but thsy do not see it.
The words on the Adolf video, are REALLY funny, and when they bring in "the" wife.....just too much.
See, O-BLAME-O has brought us in to the light, Don't you know MO!
I saw the Hitler movie on facebook. I just about died laughing so hard!!!! "I just bought some Iams!!!!!!!!! ROFL!!
Sorry, I gots to go,
Gots me some O-BLAME-O POODLE Soup cooking with some grasshopper crackers on the side to gets in my bel-ly.
Oh-yeaaahhh, Chocolate Snake soda to wash it down.
UMMM, UMMMM, UMMMMM, B-O, B-O, B-O.
Off to Columbia my family we will go.
We just hired Color of Change,
for protection to replace SS who are drug induced sex maniacs since I was elected.
Navy Seal Team Six declined cause they was biz-zy !!!
Wonder why?
Best News Willard has had this month.
I may stick'em on the roof, but I don't eat'em.
Misure Bo, does your President Bite.... bow wow, bow wow wow and how.
RS, Please post Mark Levin's magnificent 'silver spoon' monologue (going on right now.) He's saying what every American needs to hear! We are not defined, and should never define ourselves, by 'class'. Class mentality is state imposed slavery.
I can't read any more, my sides are aching with laughter, the tears are running down my face. When I told my neighbour about this thread, all she said was "Quit your Bichon".........oh, and BTW, I'm having Spaghetti "Bolognese" for dinner....... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bolognese_%28dog%29
Yay! That's a nice pasta. We had antiphydeaux with antipasta. I heard if you introduce pasta and antipasta into the same room at the same time, the time space continuum walks up to you and gives you a double snap, right in the face. No harm done, but you do feel a bit put off.
Ok, one more for me.
Karzai sends O' free range Afghan Hound filets packed in puppies poppies every year for his birfday.
I just heard that Obama is lauching a campaign entitled "Latinos for Obama." Latinos beware you maybe a delicacy just like poor little Bo.
OK NY, I have had such a stinky crappy day.... I just got back on now, and you made me laugh out loud with that one. All the excellent comments made me giggle, but this one made me smile on the inside too. Thanks Gino. I need that.
Im glad we had this little light hearted thread today. Otherwise I was contemplating going to the doctor and asking for some Puppy uppers.
Hitler just heard the news: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEBN8wOKjMo (and blames Michelle).
"How much is that doggie in the window?"
"The one over there on the hook"
What do we expect, the guy WAS a closet communist, he's preparing us for our future menu. Cattle have to large of a carbon footprint.
Puppeh power! My dogs are in a total uproar over this. AND demanding extra treats and just the thought that just a mean spirited "leader" is in the White House.
They are chanting bring back Barney! (and Mrs. Beazely)
He's got the dog catcher on speed-dial.
This is as fun as President Hu, who has probably also had dog. That's good for foreign policy.
I heard that O' once stumbled upon a dog with a snake in it's mouf, and swallowed 'em both.
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