The Right Scoop
- Blue
Of Mice and Men. The rodent being on the right, of course.
- Anonymous
or the ‘left.’
- S4Snow
“Hey, Bibi how about we talk about that great college basketball tournament last month. Who were your picks??!!”
- Anonymous
“Shut up and kiss me?”
- KenInMontana
“I hate it when this guy makes me look like a mental midget, C’mon Michele call me for dinner”
- KenInMontana
“I hate it when this guy makes me look like a mental midget, C’mon Michele call me for dinner”
- Anonymous
“Man, I could use a cigarette right now!”
- Anonymous
With these hungry eyes
One look at you and I can’t disguise
I’ve got hungry eyes
I feel the magic between you and I
- Anonymous
This song from Latma, of “We Con the World” fame, really defines his expression. I do not know how to queue but Obama enters at 1:25 and the songs ends at 5:25.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBRwU3y5ZD4&feature=fvst
- Bill
“Thank you, sir, may I have anotnher?”
- Bill
Sorry for the typo…I was laughing too hard!
- http://pulse.yahoo.com/_53YAPDXSTIGEDINDXF46CAB7ZY voted against carter
Hey barry ,..
I now a really good oncologist to get that cancerous growth removed from your by your nose, it has metastasized to your brain you say?
- http://www.therightscoop.com/ therightscoop
“If I concentrate hard enough, I wonder if I can blast him with heat vision!”
- http://pulse.yahoo.com/_53YAPDXSTIGEDINDXF46CAB7ZY voted against carter
or “DAMN are my hemorrhoids are KILLING me,…(barry)
- Anonymous
”IF I ONLY HAD A BRAIN.”
- Anonymous
WINNER
- http://pulse.yahoo.com/_53YAPDXSTIGEDINDXF46CAB7ZY voted against carter
his head is getting smaller,… smaller,… smaller,.. were IS joe when I need him..(barry)
- Anonymous
I wish Oprah was here!
- http://pulse.yahoo.com/_53YAPDXSTIGEDINDXF46CAB7ZY voted against carter
f __in Pr-ck,..make ME look bad on national TV will you,…
- h8 libs
how does he do that with no teleprompter.
- Anonymous
Without the teleprompter, we got the Beer Summit and Joe the Plumber. Also remember the day that BHO said during a speech…ah ah ah back it up to the teleprompter. And how about a teleprompter to a 4th grade class ?
- h8 libs
how does he do that with no teleprompter.
- http://pulse.yahoo.com/_53YAPDXSTIGEDINDXF46CAB7ZY voted against carter
tade dummb dumb dumb,… tade dummb dumb dumb,… te time in ten.
- http://pulse.yahoo.com/_53YAPDXSTIGEDINDXF46CAB7ZY voted against carter
tade dummb dumb dumb,… tade dummb dumb dumb,… te time in ten.
- h8 libs
this crow is giving me indigestion.
- h8 libs
this crow is giving me indigestion.
- h8 libs
this is NOT my hope and change.
- h8 libs
go go gadget-LASERVISION.
- Anonymous
“I wonder what Jerome Corsi’s Up to?” – Obama
- Persephone
“Just wait…I’m gonna phuck you up”
- chip
fkn jews
- Annie
If I’d have known I was going to have such a bad day, I’d have gone to bed earlier last night.
- Chicken thief
I hope the Republicans don’t start acting like Netenyahu. If they do I’m doomed.
- Anonymous
The Republicans need to find their gonads and start driving the bus. Budget, Spending, Obamacare, Libya……Obama is out of control and it took a International Leader to explain it to him.
- h8 libs
should’ve killed osama tommorow.
- Watkins Brenda
LOVE IT!!
- Anonymous
PWND.
- h8 libs
but,rev.wright said…
- Persephone
“His lips look really soft…and that square jaw…mmm”
- Anonymous
Damn Bush, this is all his fault!
- Persephone
“I hate this guy…he won’t even take a bribe.”
- h8 libs
what would alinsky do right now?
- h8 libs
where’s the media to stop this man
- Anonymous
Make your point. I am late for a tee time.
- Anonymous
What is this guy talking about?
- Anonymous
Netanyahu (in Hebrew) to obozo: F לך
- http://pulse.yahoo.com/_GLCI5OB2VZW2X7QP4K6VGAGA4E T Paine
“Maybe I can get SEIU to snuff him?”
- http://twitter.com/ozziecastillo The Wizard of Oz
Inside head: ROOOAARR!!, RAWWR!!
or
iPod…that’s what I’m getting this a-hole
or
the rock will cry out, ‘muslim’ there is…..
- http://pulse.yahoo.com/_53YAPDXSTIGEDINDXF46CAB7ZY voted against carter
seal team four is STILL in your neck of the woods,… when you get home,..
NICE LITTLE country you got,.. so you wanna keep it that way do ya,..???
- Norman Bates
Obama is thinking why can’t I be as smart as this dude, then I have a lock on the next election.
- Ronnie
He’s Winning the future!
- Ericsteele
”Boy, a double cheeseburger would sure taste good right now!”
- http://twitter.com/Haidaman Edward Brown
“to bad” “so sad” “no dad”
- h8 libs
i picked the wrong day to quit qualudes.
- http://doorwaybuck.com CM Sackett
“You shore got a purty mouth, BOY.”
…sick little bastage.
- Norman Bates
Or I’m feeling like Charlie Sheen in his New York gig right now.
- Constance
How soon can I get you back on the plane headed east?
- Persephone
“Hmm…Trumka owes me a favor…”
- h8 libs
where’s clinton,i have things to do.
- Anonymous
“I wonder If he’s heard the one about the lady from Nantucket?” -Obama
- h8 libs
if i stay very still they can’t see me.
- h8 libs
the sotero stare.
- Anonymous
”So this is what it feels like to be schooled.” -Obama
- Anonymous
My laser stare doesn’t seem to be working. Maybe if I twitch my nose Netanyahu will just disappear.
- http://geopolicy.wordpress.com Tony
Obama is thinking; “Blah, blah, blah, blah…”
- h8 libs
mama told me there’d be days like this.
- Anonymous
“Hey this Netanyahu guy is pretty smart. I hope he can’t find my real Birth Certificate.” - Obama
- h8 libs
dreams from my father.(not)
- Johndoe
Staring at me gets you no where.
- Steviedarascal
Blah, blah, blah shut the F%#k up. I got tee time in 30 mins, G_D Damn. . . Why do I have to listen to this guy’s crap. I’ll have Chrissy put him in his place. That’s it that will shup him up. Look at him flapping his gums, Shut up already.
- Ian
I have to say Netanyahu is a very impressive statesman.
- lausdeo
The Glower of Power!
- Alborn
A real Harvard graduate speaks with an Affirmative Action Harvard graduate.
- Philo Beddoe
I miss Larry Sinclair
- h8 libs
why are so racist.
- h8 libs
obama gets handed his own asx.
- h8 libs
this president thing is hard.
- http://www.facebook.com/people/Dave-Kawasaki/1798183858 Dave Kawasaki
WTF?
- h8 libs
where’s my blackberry.
- h8 libs
there goes my osama bounce.
- Anonymous
.
I hope the Libya thing doesn’t go this bad. - BootLegHooch
That Michelle… Her advice was priceless! “Just hold onto your chin, Barack… it keeps your jaw from trembling and it really does help to hold back the tears.”
- Anonymous
“If I keep giving him the stink eye, maybe he’ll let Israel get over run by its neighbors and stop being so racist!”
- http://twitter.com/ozziecastillo The Wizard of Oz
“This guy sure is acting stupidly”
- Anonymous
Weasel zippers has a great compare and contrast post…
http://weaselzippers.us/2011/05/20/compare-and-contrast-friday/ - Anonymous
Was that not a hoot! So awesome and TRUE!
- Alex Samarin
How does he do that without a teleprompter…
- h8 libs
obama fakes boredom while getting schooled.
- http://www.planettron.com NickDeringer
Damn I could have been out playing golf. What the heck is a pogrom anyway?
- Anonymous
“God, I hate it when someone else is right.”
- Josh
I wonder if that El Paso joke will fly here… “Maybe you need a moat. Maybe you want alligators in the moat. You’ll never be satisfied.”
- Yosemitegal
Best response here!
- h8 libs
let’s just pass it, then you can see what’s in it,ben
- h8 libs
if i give you 500 billion dollars, will that change things?
- h8 libs
is this a preview of what sarah is going to do to me?
- h8 libs
the blank stare,say’s i don’t care.
- Josh
Who am I going to fire to cover my butt on this one…?
- h8 libs
may i please be excused.
- h8 libs
you’re stealing my thunder.
- Jan
YOU JEWS ARE ALL THE SAME!
- h8 libs
hard to vote *present*on this one,eh barry.
- Josh
Where’s my TWIX? …Need a moment?
- h8 libs
the education of a senator.
- h8 libs
this will take all my media buddies to spin this.
- http://pulse.yahoo.com/_IDAKYMXLZIRLMLGEZJXV3AOO7E Vorlath
If I have to keep my friends close and my enemies closer, you won’t sit for a month.
- http://twitter.com/richlopezjr Richard A. Lopez
“Why couldn’t you put the
- http://twitter.com/richlopezjr Richard A. Lopez
“Why couldn’t you put the
- RyokTHEgod
“I can’t wait until we get rid of you people.”
- http://twitter.com/richlopezjr Richard A. Lopez
“Why couldn’t you put the Israel bunny back in the box?”
- h8 libs
this is what obama looks like when soros cuts the strings.
- Jr
But, but, wha? Hey he, but I didn’t, wait, wait wait… CRAP!
- Hismona
It’s a good thing I’m black, the cameras can’t see the blood pulsing in my face
- Sparkycpw1
And to think I tried to reason with this guy…… Yea just keep talking Netty when my Muslim buddies get a hold of you I bet you change your tune…. You really have no clue what we are planning do you Netty…. just wait.. you will see how bad it gets. There will be a day when you regret this, and don’t think you can come running to America to save you when it goes down. This is my country now buddy!
- Sparkycpw1
And to think I tried to reason with this guy…… Yea just keep talking Netty when my Muslim buddies get a hold of you I bet you change your tune…. You really have no clue what we are planning do you Netty…. just wait.. you will see how bad it gets. There will be a day when you regret this, and don’t think you can come running to America to save you when it goes down. This is my country now buddy!
- Sparkycpw1
Sorry about the double post RS. wish I could take one away.
- Jackdadawg
Hm-m, basketball by 3:00, around of golf at 5:00, card game at 8;00. It’s do able.
- Kurt Ramspott
O – “Surely you can’t be serious?”
N – “Yes I am and don’t call me Shirley!” - h8 libs
THE BEAVER’S MOM TALKIN JIVE.THEY DON’T MAKE MOVIES LIKE THAT ANYMORE.HA HA
- h8 libs
OBAMA GETS TASTE OF HIS OWN MEDICINE.
- cactus4u2siton
Bibi, You know I am not an antisemetic, doncha?
- scrubjay
Israel will move it borders to include all of the Trans-Jordan and the Sinai peninsula. Where do you want the al-Aqsa Mosque shipped?
- Adam
Give me your balls, I will put them in my mouth..
- Adam
My bum hurts, please remove your shoe sir..
- h8 libs
i need a slurpee.
- Dick Nose
Please just make me some matzoh ball soup and let’s call it a day..
- h8 libs
put the car in N for netanyahu.
- h8 libs
is obama stoned?bibi,wonders.
- h8 libs
chin won’t let obama flip bird.
- http://tinyurl.com/wwsotu Whitewolf2009
The teleprompter made me do it!
- http://twitter.com/Faustmanv philip faustman
I bet Ben is really hung, its been a while since Michelle strapped one on and gave it to me.
- h8 libs
obama’s vacant stare,matches vacant brain.
- Jerry
” I really have no idea what I’m doing here”
- h8 libs
obama plans vacation,as he listens to bibi.
- Anonymous
How. Dare. You. Netanyahu.
- Radjapan
man, i wish he would get the green thing stuck between his teeth…
- Watkins Brenda
Very lame
- Fred
BO: I am such an idiot!
- sadpanda
”I wonder if he knows i don’t give a fuc.k”
- Brownwatervet
So THAT’S what a real leader looks like!
- h8 libs
little satan kicking big satan’s ass.sarc/
- h8 libs
obama fail!
- Cindy08
Gosh! I am all wee wee’d up!!!
- Norman Bates
I wonder if he’s married.
- MLCarpentiere
I’m going to kick your muslim ass Barack!
- Overheaddoor
I hear you knocking,but you cant come in! I hear you knocking, go back where you been.
- Anonymous
ooooohhhhhh dat hurt…..
- http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/OUNFNNK4VWVNQZWD743RKW5UYM jonathon b
must. stop. him. from. speaking. arg! the truth! can’t. let. them see. brain. im plo ding
- Billzdunk
How does he do that without a teleprompter?
- Yosemitegal
I can’t write it but go to this link of Homer Simpson…this is what Obama is thinking!
http://youtu.be/tGcsYK-e15E - http://pulse.yahoo.com/_53YAPDXSTIGEDINDXF46CAB7ZY voted against carter
I fell off my chair!! LOL big time!!!
da da da da da HEY!,…. da da da da da HEY!,…..AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAhahahahahahahahhaahHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHahhaahahaha
- Seabrznsun
I see your lips moving but if I want your opinion I’ll give it to you.
- Jackyl
For collectivists sake, I just can’t stand jews! So why they vote for me?
Oh well, works for me! Suka’s!
- PhilliePhan
Deficit – 14 trillion
Campaign 2012 - 1 billion
Watching Netanyahu school Obama – PRICELESS - h8 libs
i can’t get this* commen* poem out of my head.
- Jonnyboy
LAUGH MY ASS OFF!
- BigM
That’s it! I’m calling spooky dude.
- Keminigi
I think Charles Krauthammer is one of the smartest men alive today, but I’d vote for Herman Cain a lot quicker than I’d vote for Ron Paul. He, just like Obama, will throw Israel under the bus. He’ll NEVER get my vote. NEVER and for that one reason only.
- Sparkycpw1
Think you got this post in the wrong thread bro….. just sayin.
- http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1659993961 Gerald Fontenot
NO. NO. No. I said NO. Damn him will he ever shut up ? And he is not using a teleprompter either.
- Ronnie
Where the heck is the reset button!!!!!
- MaxSteele
“Holy crap, this jew is a better speaker then I am and english isn’t even his first language. Where the hell is his teleprompter?”
- Betty
I can’t wait until Israel is wiped off the face of the Earth….
- Straight2TheeAce
Common he is thinking Allah Akbar!
- Guest
If I had nose hair like that, Michelle would have mercilessly tweezered them out, one by one. . .
- watchmen1
“I’m still thinking about that fine woman’s *ss from that UN summit, mmmm…”
- watchmen1
Or am I the only one who remembers him getting caught girl watching at the UN?
- Peter
I hate it when I’m wrong.
- Gjm1776
Look in my eyes, Nata, you’re a dead man walking.
- Gjm1776
Look in my eyes, Nata, you’re a dead man walking.
- Slowtraincoming
‘Too bad I already used the “rub cheek with middle finger trick” on Hillary. Can’t get away with THAT one twice!”
- http://twitter.com/wbcsaint Sam R
”Hmm I wonder if I fell asleep like Joe did if anyone would notice”
- Anonymous
You have no idea how much I hate you.
- Anonymous
Boy this stuff was so much easier sitting at church listening to Rev. Wright.
- http://www.facebook.com/people/Cecil-Hill/1032961506 Cecil Hill
Two figures in an oval office
Separating fiction from fact
One spoke words so nauseous
That’s when Bibi busted Barack
A fool, one spoke of schemes
A soldier, one spoke what’s true
The cold fact broke the dreams
When Barack got busted by Netanyahu
Barack’s face resembled a mask
The hairs rose on his head
Don’t need to elaborate or ask
Bibi busted Barack on what he said
- Anonymous
Wait, another non academic telling him that he lives in a fantasy world. Its intolerable!
- Nashlaw
Than you for your suggestions, sir, but Israel is not interested in suicide. You’re thinking of a different culture.
- Spartan
If I had known I would’ve never invited him to speak in front of Congress…
- playsalieri
Ok…how am I gonna get out of this mess? I know what to do! I’ll get Michelle to declare all Kosher food unhealthy.
- SB Smith
While it is clear Netanyahu has the only “real set” in the room, obama suddenly realizes he needs to Change His Pants.
- Anonymous
Obama’s thought. “this imbecile doesn’t understand he is talking to a god! I should do him a favor and smash him”
- Armsofsorrow
”One way or the other, you WILL return to pre-67 borders”
- http://www.planettron.com NickDeringer
Ironically, history will remember Obama for the color of his skin. Netanyahu will be remembered for the content of his character.
- Bernie Dvorak
Thinking to himself, “Reward your friends – Punish your enimies!”
- Jim
DUPED
Man, why do I have to take this A$$ chewing? I’m supposed to be in charge! - Ronnie
How come he doesn’t have a pet fly?!
- Ronnie
Hmmm…..fascinating. Bibi doesn’t use words like “I, me, myself”.
- Sienna
Blah blah blah…didn’t you hear me say that “I” laid a plan? What’s there left to say? Start packing!
- Anonymous
I think I can! I think I can! I think I can!
- Anonymous
”Is this what a real man looks like? I’ve never seen one before!”
- Hbnolikeee
Where the heck is his teleprompter?
- shorthorn
Hmmmm, wonder where I could get a pair like his?
- Dan
try Palin
- Jimbo
BiBi made the “annointed one” look like the rookie he truely is. How embarassing for this country to have this know nothing clown as prez.
- Publius
“I wish I could just kill all these eff’n Jews.”
- Anonymous
*white noise* the mind is as empty as the suit
- http://profiles.google.com/btkennedy50 Bruce Kennedy
Damn, this POS looks just like Beck only older. I wonder if he’s just as ignorant. Yep, he is.
- http://pulse.yahoo.com/_DS3G37AYWO5ZLWLN3HFKGVK37Q IMaTelaU
“STFU your making me look bad, and I do not like being made to look bad. Ask Joe the plumber… you and he are just the same…. Rev wright was right…. man I hate zion.”
- From the Hipster
Your country is the size and shape of a stick of gum. You think I’d defend you when over 40 Muslim countries are ready to fund my re-election campaign?
- KidSister
Sure wish I could bonk Bibi in the head with a teleprompter.
- KidSister
My Muslim brothers are going to get you.
- KidSister
Remember, hold chin and look thoughtful.
- Connie
Barry: I’m sorry I have to destroy you and Israel. I really wish I didn’t have to.
- Anonymous
The Difference Between Sarah Palin Allen West and Barack Obama, In Pictures
- http://pulse.yahoo.com/_53YAPDXSTIGEDINDXF46CAB7ZY voted against carter
BINGO!!!!
- Jlpruitt
OOh is that what contiguous means? I misspoke.
- Dan
Berry thinking “OK Jew boy you got me there— but I bet you I can beat you in a game of one on one I’ll even spot you a few points”
- JDF10487
I can’t believe someone finally had the nerve to say no. Now what?
- Connsipe
No health care waivers for you!
- http://pulse.yahoo.com/_FABM57RWE6RW4FWWRB3MPS2OLE Jim Potash
Does he realize, that he is speaking to THE ANOINTED ONE! And they told me he was smart! I AM the WIZARD of SMART!
- Jpetef
what a POKER FACE
- no_treble
“I’ll be glad when my campaign for 2012 is over so I don’t have to pretend to be nice to this Jew anymore. Allahu Akbar.”
- MJS
“Why are you constantly undermining my stability?”
- Jbuddd032003
Dear Mr. Limbo almost everything you’ve said I agree with, but let me add something, as you said orgasmic: Mr. Nataniaho is a statesman and the leader but our President is a pure amateur and I wish our country could have Bibi as the President of USA
jb - Katriel3
How can I shut this white boy up?
- Vancenkansas
If I use the 9 iron……………..
- Anonymous
Obama: I’m hurt that you think I am an idiot.
- http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1187966900 Michael Duncan
To compare these 2 is an exercise in absurdity that can only be reserved for the pages of MAD magazine.
- http://pulse.yahoo.com/_FGBGUV7OLREHZ6VXYJ63QT5CFY Steve
flat out.. Obama was OWNED in that press conf by the great Prime Minister.. Obama should have been taking notes about how a real leader acts and sounds.
- http://pulse.yahoo.com/_FGBGUV7OLREHZ6VXYJ63QT5CFY Steve
flat out.. Obama was OWNED in that press conf by the great Prime Minister.. Obama should have been taking notes about how a real leader acts and sounds.
- Turningpoint519
OMG. he thinks i care!
- Turningpoint519
hmmmm, mmmm hmmm I cant hear you la la la la
- Watkins Brenda
Is this what they call “OWNED.”
- Tom in Cols, Ga
“How does he say all this, whatever it is, without a teleprompter?”
- dauda
I wish I was as competent as BB is ….
- Loriann_hollywood
I wish I knew what he was talking about. Oh wait, is he saying “no” to Me?
- PS
I believe he is attempting the Jedi mind trick.
- Anonymous
LOOK AT THAT FACE OF EVIL. SORRY YOU CAN’T KEEP IT CLEAN
- http://www.facebook.com/people/Bernie-Dvorak/100000258181407 Bernie Dvorak
“I am not interested in what You have to say Bibi. I am only interested in what I have to say!”
- Alana
Why are you letting Media Matters advertise on your site? Their drop Fox campaign ad is featured on this page.
- http://pulse.yahoo.com/_53YAPDXSTIGEDINDXF46CAB7ZY voted against carter
Barry: Oooooopppsssss,… NOT a fart,.. damn.
- Anonymous
“My swing coach says if I just close my stance a little bit more I can fix that nasty slice”
- Lisa
Obama’s thought bubble ” I hate this guy, I really do hate him. When is he going to shut up so that I can speak”
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- http://twitter.com/Haidaman
- http://doorwaybuck.com
- http://geopolicy.wordpress.com
- http://www.facebook.com/people/Dave-Kawasaki/1798183858
- http://twitter.com/ozziecastillo
- http://www.planettron.com
- http://pulse.yahoo.com/_IDAKYMXLZIRLMLGEZJXV3AOO7E
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- http://twitter.com/wbcsaint
- http://www.facebook.com/people/Cecil-Hill/1032961506
Wait, another non academic telling him that he lives in a fantasy world. Its intolerable!
- http://www.planettron.com
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