More Occupy Wall Street self-parody here, and boy is this one a beaut. It comes with the obligatory NSFW f-bomb warning, but man it is hilarious. Just another 99%-er representin’ I guess. The girl at the end was moved to tears by this spectacle. I was too, but mine were tears of laughter.

***LANGUAGE WARNING***

Via Verum Serum.

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  • Anonymous

    Do you think the White House got the message?

    • Anonymous

      yessss, no

    • Dan

      there busy plotting the destruction of America….this one is just performing a bodily function….LOL

  • http://twitter.com/sistersu EllenSchmitz

    wow. that boy was trippin’ on something.

    • B-Funk

      He probably needs to lay off the acid laced water and have some real food…

  • http://www.facebook.com/salvatore.anello Salvatore Anello

    Perhaps these guys would be happier in Somalia?

    • Anonymous

      Oh, what a delightful thought. If only……

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000186755849 Van Zandt Rhonda

    ugh they are so tiresome…they really need to visit some third world countrys and then they may come home and thank who ever it is they worship for the freedoms they have here….sigh they are useful idiots

    • Anonymous

      When they visit such places they return filled with guilt and rage after being educated on all of the ways America created the poverty and misery.

      It is called Peace Corps.

    • Anonymous

      So true… Since probably less than 5% of americans ever travel outside of the U.S. borders, our population is extremely ignorant.

      With this crowd though, ignorance and stupidity seem to be inherent.

      GB

    • Anonymous

      I truly believe they have passed up “useful” and now are downright “dangerous” idiots.

  • http://twitter.com/volgeek Tim Jaggers

    “Cars are going to have more sustainable stars than on the flag” WTF?????

  • http://no-apologies-round2.blogspot.com/ AmericanborninCanada

    What the he!! WAS THAT?!

    • CDS in Manitoba

      For some reason this video reminded me of “The Herlihy Boy” sketches that used to be on Saturday Night Live during the Adam Sandler – Chris Farley days, probably because of the yelling – crying switch-ups. The main difference is that those SNL skits were INTENTIONALLY funny. LOL

      “Let me be your cat.” “Let…the boy…be…your…cat! LOL

      • http://no-apologies-round2.blogspot.com/ AmericanborninCanada

        Now that made me laugh! You are SO right!

    • Anonymous

      Meth snorter.

    • Anonymous

      You tell me….I can’t bare to watch it!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_B3WRHL3UTEG25NU43CDM7A4374 DianaRae

    You are so right Van Zandt Rhonda. Our schools do not teach our country’s history anymore.

    I cannot help but blame parents. Our public schools are liberal. You have to teach morals, values & common sense at home. We are the parents. It is OUR job.

    On a brighter note, this kid looks and sounds more like he is trying to get his own reality show. /fail

  • KenInMontana

    “Help us now”, ummmmmm how about,NO.

    • http://www.therightscoop.com/ The Right Scoop

      Oh come now Ken. How heartless of you.

      You could at least call the men in white jackets who can help him.

      • KenInMontana

        Could be worse, they could be trying this stunt in China. ;)

        Addendum: On second thought I would offer the services of the City Fire Department with their hoses, to help them with a bath.

        • http://www.facebook.com/kingofthehokies Jim Land

          I hope you are kidding on that one. Even if these guys are idiots, I would be horrified if the city actually did spray them with fire hoses.

          • KenInMontana

            As to the fire hoses, for my part is humor. I have no issues with the right to assemble peacefully. That said, if you have been paying attention, you would be aware of my position on Rights, Responsibility in the exercise of those Rights, as well as Respect for the Rights of your fellow citizens. These individuals have no respect for the Rights of anyone who does not fall into line with their ideology, that in itself earns them my contempt. Back to the subject of fire hoses, a great many of these encampments have become sanitation nightmares and a legitimate risk to the health and welfare of themselves and others. This leaves two options, either they clean up their mess and maintain the area that they occupy or if they choose to do nothing, thus ignoring the Rights of the people that live and work in these areas, they leave the municipal government with no option but to legitimately take steps to remedy the situation. I think fire hoses is a better option than ‘hats and bats’ and tear gas, don’t you?

            • http://www.facebook.com/kingofthehokies Jim Land

              Good answer.

              edit: I agree if they are interfering with the rights of others than authorities have every right not disperse them. I would still be horrified if the dispersion method of choice was a fire hose though. I tend to have a pretty sarcastic sense of humor that can rub people the wrong way, but I can’t find humor in that.

              • Anonymous

                The Alinsky model, which has been followed by this administration, is for violence to follow the demonstrations. Some violence has been perpetrated. At what point do “fire hoses” become suitable?

                A writer in England, Max Hastings had it right when he called the rioters there, “feral.”

                GB

                • Anonymous

                  Pray for a real early winter. Bad weather has a tendency to keep fair weather protesters home.

          • Anonymous

            Why?!

          • http://twitter.com/wbcsaint Sam R

            I dont think Ken was meaning use the firehoses like the firehoses were used in the 60s to control blacks. My take was that he meant it to be more of a rain that falls over the crowd that can be used to wash away the filth.

          • Anonymous

            Uh, better be gittin reddy for some horrification, then son.

            GB

  • Dan

    that is what i am told “by people who know”(demoncraps and RINOS) happens when you sniff and eat your own waste….

  • http://www.facebook.com/george.lincoln George Lincoln

    I am totally speechless on this one. Must have been some serious powerful weed or something. This whole thing is just getting dumber and weirder every day.

  • http://twitter.com/TheMorningSpew The Morning Spew
    • http://no-apologies-round2.blogspot.com/ AmericanborninCanada

      You’ve been a naughty boy Brian! Excellent comparison!!

      • Anonymous

        Oh… c’mon now… this wasn’t for real… they’re doing a skit for their film class… no?

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_ESKHUOAD37RJUJOIFEFYQM5D5U ernien95

    I’m thinking two drama majors, the acting was sub par and not worthy of even off, off, off, off Broadway. I believe that the violence from this group will start soon. It will of course be blamed on the Tea Party. I wonder how much these two were paid.

    • Dan

      a buck 3.80 and some doggie biscuits….now if they would only roll over and play dead LOL

  • Anonymous

    This reminded me of one of those stock fist pumping speeches the Professional Wrestlers give during the segments between matches.

    And about as authentic.

    I apologize to the hardworking professional wresting community in advance for comparing them to the Fleabagger protesters.

  • Anonymous

    Ha.ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha, what a PERFORMANCE THESE TWO PUT ON,clearly they majoring in liberal arts acting at University/college.Just trying to get the best HAM acting awards and paychecks from their evil masters.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_HFSPDCUWP5YLCPRYQ2IVUVXSDM twolaneflash

    Wasted protoplasm, bless their hearts.

  • http://www.facebook.com/kingofthehokies Jim Land

    Was she from the 80s or something? I feel bad laughing at this, but I really can’t help it. Self parody indeed.

  • Anonymous

    OMG, LMMFAO LMMFAO LMMFAO LMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Anonymous

    LOL, look at how f’d his eyes are,LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

    Tea :-)

  • Anonymous

    Help yourself!

  • Anonymous

    I’ve never seen so many sad, aimless, sick people in my life. Whoever is financing these fake protests… paying for these kids’ meals, plane fare, train fare, stipends, etc… should also be paying for their psychiatric care. Clearly, these people need clinical help. There is no ideological purpose to these protests, other than each of these young “students” venting their anger at the failure of their own lives.

    Their image of what America “should be” is lost in the fog of their own psycho babble.

    Are they upset at the economy? If so, blame Obama… he implemented the policies that got us here.

    Are they upset that they themselves are not millionaires? If so, they need to grow a pair, and get to work on their career choices… as Herman Cain said, “blame yourself,” because, truly, they are the masters of their own destiny… if not them, then who? The state?

    If they want a caring state, they already have one: food stamps and unemployment benefits as far as the eye can see, paid for medical care… and paid for protests.

    Unlike the Tea Party, who are working citizens who pay their own way to events, these misdirected young people have no purpose other than to avoid the inevitable conclusion of their lives… they each must abandon this pointless “occupation” when winter sets in, and resume normal lives in society. Even Soros himself can’t finance all of these people living on the street forever.

    • Anonymous

      Soros and the tides foundation funding.

      • KenInMontana

        Don’t forget the Unions, they are in this up to their eyeballs.

    • Anonymous

      Breitbart seems to have some e-mails which he will be publishing on his websites, probably within a few days. He said something to that effect on FBN today .
      Will be yummy I’m sure ;-)

    • Anonymous

      Actually, the same people that funded the anti Vietnam war protests are funding and backing this. It is part of the B.O. / Alinsky plan.

      “By their fruits, ye shall know them.”

      GB

  • Anonymous

    Is it just my monitor, or was that guy wearing pink lipstick?
    It’s the zombie apocalypse.
    We were warned of judgement.
    Well, here it is.
    Here. Now.

  • Anonymous

    Is that the same guy who used to cry
    ” Leave brittany alone”?

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_YVQ5PT5SDQQB2TAXG5FJZ25X5A STAN

    “Help us now”

    Hmmmmmmm….means exactly what?

    Help us sit here on our a**es without a plan proving to all watching that we really are clueless?
    Help us figure out what we want?
    Help us select a spokesman?
    Help us formulate a message?
    Help us think for ourselves?

    Geez…reminds me of tantrums small children have…sad.

  • Anonymous

    Mom and Dad spent a lot of money on upper and lower braces, it is a shame the Dentist didn’t perform a pre-frontal. It is time for a Intervention and a trip The Meadows.

  • http://www.facebook.com/hf.barnes H.f. Barnes

    I spent 21 years in the military and took and oath to support and defend the Constitution against all enemies foreign and domestic, so help me God. I am perplexed thinking that thousands are standing and fighting in hell holes on Earth, for liberty and freedom, while the beneficiaries of the brave disgrace the flag and spew nonsense, and are coddled by a free press and elected servants of the people.

    • http://no-apologies-round2.blogspot.com/ AmericanborninCanada

      Thank you for your service H.f. God bless you.

    • Anonymous

      H.f., I’d also like to thank you from the bottom of my heart…I thank God every day that this country is filled with far more men and women like you than like those ungrateful, clueless losers currently taking up space at these protests. My husband also served for 20+ years, and it’s endlessly frustrating to realize that, but for the sacrifices of you and him and countless other heroes, we’d be living in a country where protests like this would be punishable by death….but rather than appreciating that fact and living accordingly, they choose to mock and denigrate those who’ve made their idiocy possible.

      As a somewhat related sidenote, regarding the sheer lack of appreciation on their part for all they’ve been given by this country – I wonder if any of these brain surgeons sees the irony in the fact that they’re being asked to vacate temporarily so that the park may be cleared of the filth they’ve produced; the very same ‘evil rich’ that they’re vilifying are going to work every day, paying taxes, so that the city can pay to clean up the mess that these heathens have created and refuse to clean up themselves. The utter lunacy of it all literally gives me a headache.

    • Anonymous

      We went over to “defend the free world against communist aggression,” now it is time to stay home to do the same.

      Coast Guard member was spat upon in Boston “peaceful” demonstration… Breitbart says the anti-war movement has been co-opted… Yeah, there were soldiers spat upon, returning from Vietnam too.

      The more things change, the more they remain the same.

      GB

    • Anonymous

      Thank you for your service. There are those young people who do appreciate. They are just quiet and hard working and do not need to draw attention to themselves as some do.

      I seriously wonder about this individual’s home life. Maybe mommy and daddy did not pay attention to him and this is how he is calling out ….

  • http://shelfreliancedenver.com/team/katy/ katy

    Wow….30 years from now these freaks will regret you tube…. LOL!!

  • http://MsUnderestimated.com MsUnderestimated

    It’s truly sad what ‘shrooms will reduce a person to.

  • Anonymous

    I think he wants his mom to send cookies — or diapers.

    A month from now he will be in his dorm room chuckling about the video.

    Upon graduation he will color and cut his hair and say it was someone else.

    • Anonymous

      Great post.

      How much longer until his mother successfully teaches him not to eat the cookies in his diaper?

  • Josie

    Good Grief! That kid had to be on something. Please don’t tell me he is in college.

  • Anonymous

    Seems like each “occupy” video sets new standards for dumb and dumber

  • Anonymous

    Listen son, the government and big business / banks cut a deal that benefited them and hurt you And, they have planned together to make a network of rules that stifle your opportunity ALONG WITH EVERYBODY ELSE!.

    So in a sense I feel your pain (although from a sanitary distance).

    And daughter, you’re right, “this is not what America is supposed to be.”

    But your frustrations are misallocated if you think (if I can use that referent for what motivates your mouth to move) more government will save you.

  • Anonymous

    Note to RS:

    For your consideration,

    Seeing as how you took RP’s name off your poll, could we replace it with, ‘OWS Help Us’? Or, should I just do a write-in?

  • Anonymous

    (O_o)

    Geebus.

  • Anonymous

    I recognize him , he’s John Stewart’s#1 fan :-D

    I too can’t wait for the green cars full of stars. I believe obama has proposed investing trillions of dollars in this technology, thankfully our ‘tea party heroes’ Nitt Romney and Chris Crispie will also likely agree.

  • Anonymous

    They should have asked “Who is going to make these cars with more miles and more stars than the flag??” “Which corporation do you want do remain to build these cars?”

    Does this guy even know what he stands for there? I would have liked to see his explanation on that.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_EFVVN4ILMQ42UE3ZEKHNDTZ3J4 Jim F.

    This is what communist brainwashing looks like.

    http://www.commieblaster.com/

  • Mark Smith

    Diane Sawyer: “Welcome to ABC News. We have some breaking video that simply must be seen by every American.”
    Brian Williams: “Two outstanding American citizens who our new poll shows speak for 90 percent of the country. And they are lashing out…..”
    Joe Scarborough: “Wow. Just Wow. You know, I may be a Conservative Republican but that dude and his chick are SO right.”

  • Anonymous

    he must be getting some real good pot down there!

  • Anonymous

    If the cops don’t arrest these two, the fashion police need to.

  • Anonymous

    OMG! this country is truly boned!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_OQI5D66OXO7X2FE4NVCZC7BAMA Joe

    This knucklehead is pathetic

    He is the same dude in a previous video who looked like a girl/horse when his hair was washed – now his brain is washed and stoned – not his hair

    God help the USA!

  • Anonymous

    Got Drugs?

  • http://twitter.com/cfallon57 Cheryl Fallon

    Amazing how so many people see things so very differently.

  • Anonymous

    I had to watch it twice! This should make the highlight reel, scoop. The chick with the flower drooped on her forehead is awesome. Saturday night live couldn’t have come up with better characters.

  • Anonymous

    As an old radio program by Stan Freberg that made fun of Dragnet put it, “4-12!” which was his “police code” for “OVER ACTING!”. These little punks will not get selected for “High School 2001″ (or whatever) if they don’t buckle down and learn how to act!

  • http://punditpawn.wordpress.com PunditPawn

    Oooh, a double numbnutz display of massive profundity.

    Those hot pink horn rims make her seem extra-smart, too.

  • Garym

    Inbreeding, it damages the mind.

  • http://thereactionariesspeak.com/ reactionaries

    Wow, I think that OWS would be the perfect chance for the Gov’t to try out their Soylent Green people catchers.

    I did a lot of stupid crap when I was a kid, but they didn’t have all the cameras then. Imagine how that kid will explain that away in 30 years.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_LPP6YIDPQ2JYI4NPJVLM6NUCT4 scott

    It seems that the drugs haven’t lost any potency since the 60′s.

  • Royapple4

    How the hell did we get to this point? I’m laughing to keep from crying? Is mommy and daddy so self-absorbed and self-medicated that they couldn’t raise this kids any better? I am sick of this generation of feeble-minded, lazy, entitlement babies.

  • Anonymous

    This guy is playing to the camera. Watch his smile at the 30sec and 37sec marks, watch his eyes move to his partner throughout, and watch him tell the camera person at the end that he’s finished. He may be high on something, but this display was not spontaneous. It was planned. It may be BS, but it’s not unintentional moonbat. We need to be aware of their tactics.

  • Anonymous

    Hey that girl at the end,,,,is that Sally Jesse Rafeal’s offspring? Watching these guys go coocoo for cocoa puffs. The more the bad stuff keeps unraveling for this preseident, it would not surprise me to see him try and wimper like these fools?

    Please OH Please Democrats,,,,,,,Stand with these nutballs. I hope this keeps’ going!! The more this goes on, the lamer this President becomes. Keep winking and supporting them Barry!! We really begin to see who YOU REALLY are now!!!

    “I made sure I stood with the activists, the chicanos, the marxists,,,,,,,,,” I might add the dreggs, the losers, the stoners, the poopers of your leftist society, too!!!

  • http://twitter.com/Chris100358 Chris

    oh my . . . they are digging in farther all right. Like the frigging parasites they are… come join us in killing the host that we as parasites can feast on!

  • Anonymous

    Somehow this is the ”true” citizen movement ?

  • M Fandel

    It’s so sad that this is the mindset of our kids, they’ve never really had to work or create anything so they have no idea what they are talking about. It’s beautifully captured in the statement… “the future cars are going to have more mileage” (had to cut that quote short for some of the more colorful language) this kid wants that, and I truly believe he is wanting nothing but the best, but he doesn’t understand the process needed to get there. To him it’s just a given that it will be made, no thought to;

    a) the engineers needed to design it and their many years of incredibly HARD courses in school, the hours of studying and the thousands of dollars in student loans they will accumulate.

    b) the investors who will risk millions of dollars in capital to finance the research and development of engines that, not only get better gas mileage but MUCH better gas mileage.

    c) the company and their CEO’s who will invest the millions of dollars in purchasing the machines to produce the parts of the engine and who will pay the possibly millions of dollars in salary for the people who are on the production line.

    The liberal mindset is very emotional and very simplistic. I feel sorry for people like this guy, he will truly cut off his nose to spite his face, but I have nothing but contempt for the people who continue to push this class warfare that makes these useful idiots get so worked up about things that they don’t understand…. and it’s been going on LONG before this current president, he’s just ratcheted up the rhetoric.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_EEVIHE4L6IL4P44MOFLXH7SZJQ Nevada Smith

    Reminds me of “Leave Brittany Alone!!!” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHmvkRoEowc

  • Anonymous

    LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!! PLEASE! JUST LEAVE HER ALONE!!!

  • http://tinyurl.com/wwsotu Whitewolf2009

    This is what your brain sounds like on Liberal.

  • Anonymous

    I listened, but within a few seconds I scrolled below the video. I quickly got tired of looking at his lips.

    Aside from the self-contradictions and the total reality-disconnect, this spoiled idiot boy is trying to make it sound as if they are manning (I know – no manhood, no manning) the barricades in the face of a furious assault by the forces of evil and darkness. While the police stand calmly and quietly behind him, trying not to throw up.

    I hope that when he’s about fifteen years older, he is forced to watch this video repeatedly.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_SITJ64UVYVUXW6RWNXELUBTGZM StreekyD

    Hope their parents are REAL proud of what they created!!

  • http://twitter.com/PJRodman Paula J Rodman

    Oh, that’s so cute…Mommy sent some special brownies.

    • Anonymous

      Those brownies, back in the day, sure were yummy! Thanks Mom!

  • Anonymous

    “This is not the way America is supposed to be!” quote from The girl at the end.

    Nope.. Can’t disagree with her there, now can I?”

    note to lesser lights… that’s sarcasm.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_EFVVN4ILMQ42UE3ZEKHNDTZ3J4 Jim F.

    Video: New Black Panther Leader Speaks at Occupy Boston

    http://www.verumserum.com/?p=30647

  • Anonymous

    Same morons that destroyed all the American universities in the 60′s, spoiled, brainwashed creeps, Moscow’s “Useful idiots”, replaying the same tired old tune of a lousier yesterday…make no mistake about it, dirty clothes, long beards, smell of pot, half baked ideas, …blame the parents and the tenured “educators”…with the corrupt local politicos….we need Rudi Guliano, Doomberg is too wet!

    • Guest

      hi

  • Anonymous

    I grabbed a silly hat and put it on sideways . . . still, no new insights.

  • http://profiles.google.com/kinialohaguy Kini AlohaGuy

    Leave #OccupyWallStreet Alone! Sniff sniff

  • http://www.facebook.com/yosef.habib1 Darwin Teague

    ‎”See how strong we are”. Yeah, you look real strong….. .smelling.

  • http://twitter.com/Wonderall2 In Cognito

    Leave Brittany ALONE!!! I think that young man is on some mind altering substance.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1497076194 Travis Pierson

    I wonder which one of his parents was the carp.

  • Anonymous

    He had a Dreeaaammmm. Do you think he could name any of the founding fathers? Do you think he is familiar, at all, with anything the Constitution says? Does he actually know how jobs are created? Oh, maybe she knows and tells him. NOT!
    Anyone else notice how the majority of these OWS protesters are all young. That’s good. After all they are the ones with the new and current insight, the knowledge of the future, right and wrong. Whew! And here we, the old busy bodies just trying to make a living by working, by being responsible, by voting, by raising decent familes, and being decentg Americans in the old mold have been doing it all wrong for what, 200 years now. Thank God, we’re about to be saved from ourselves, from the USA!

  • Anonymous

    LOL…That’s the Marxist Blair Witch Project: “Mom? DAd? I’m sorry…we used up our trust fund…And now…*crying*…and now we have to get a job!!! And work!!! And… use our BRAINS!! Our brains…”

  • Anonymous

    Its called hallucinogenic drugs.

  • http://fishygov.wordpress.com FishyGov

    Donny Deutsch said that the Occupy movement needs a moment that defines its movement. This is the moment that I think best defines the OWS movement.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1584331353 Jay Curtis

    …just acting out the reaction the last female he tried to have sex with had…

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1584331353 Jay Curtis

    ..or maybe he wasn’t acting…

  • Anonymous

    I saw this earlier today and it may be a reflection of the camera lens, but these kids’ eyes look totally dilated, they’re higher than the empire state bldg, IMO.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_HJGFX4LY5HOMXNNINXSI7GRYPE L B

    poor kid was born with a birth defect— stricken with the liberal gene

  • Anonymous

    I think the only way to save America is to kill all of our children and start over. Anyone under 35 should be wiped out.

    • KenInMontana

      Trolling for a fight or did you forget to tag it as sarcasm?

  • besht2003

    these losers were a joke back in the 60′s.

    hey joe where you going with those flowers on your shirt?
    i’m going to the love in gonna play my bongoes in the dirt….