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This site would not gloat if Obama asked Romney about his taxes and dual citizenship issues.
This was a hilarious take on the 1st debate, and comically true at its core. How is Saturday night live getting away with this when they are own by the most liberal network out there NBC? This I don't understand! It was a great skit by the wunderkinds of SNL.
Two thumbs up...
I love it when libs eat their own. Sounds like the media are starting to fall out of love with the Annointed One.
I haven't watched SNL for over 20 years. I can see the writing still hasn't improved, so I'm not missing anything.
Captain Chaos . . .
September 7, 2010
Dear Captain Chaos AKA President Barrack Obama,
Reading your last economic address reminded me of one of my favorite movies, Cannonball Run. In this movie, a merry band of lead foot drivers blast from one coast to the other wreaking havoc upon the nations roads; kind of like liberal democrats and the body politic. Back to Captain Chaos. This fellow had a mental disorder that he would soothe by putting on a costume and taking on a presumably difficult task. Thus, I crown you, Captain Chaos. The honor comes with a cape, funky boots, and of course a speedo. I recommend you only wear the speedo in private, as it may make a NY Times reporter pass out and the rest of us puke. So the next time you are going to deliver a speech that frankly no one cares a lick about, just step up to the microphone and scream out, “Captain Chaos to the rescue!” At which point the citizens of this great nation will then be on notice to take cover, and use extreme caution.
Let’s take the healthcare bill that my representative John Hall voted in favor of. This is one piece of legislated chaos an order of magnitude higher that would make a Nazi proud. We don’t need death camps, we need chaos and confusion, as doctors and patients wait to die, or die from waiting, a unionized bureaucrat will be there with form 42-B to inform the concurrent parties that the Tylenol that is so desperately needed will not be available until next weeks allocation comes through the factory - which is on strike because the unions think they are underpaid, and the lawyer that is needed to fill out the waiver for the Tylenol is on sabbatical studying yoga. Cogito ergo sum Chaos!
Now let’s take financial reform. I have been investing and dealing with money in a mostly responsible way my whole life. Like most people I strive to learn from my mistakes. Like that first year at ASU, that should have been my first year in the Air Force, when that broad in the tight t-shirt, with Citibank emblazoned across you know what, asked me if I wanted a credit card, I said “how many can I get?” I promptly used that card to buy everything I was not supposed to. I made the monthly minimums on time and in cash with the odd jobs I picked up while at school. By the time the summer rolled around I was doing three to four jobs to cover the bill, but I did it. Is the Congress and are you, Mr. Obama, telling me that grown people are incapable of understanding that they are going to have to pay for what they buy, and if they don’t they will be charged interest. Are you all nuts? Don’t answer that. I know the answer. Recently you signed the Financial Regulatory Reform Act, that would among other nasty things, increase the minutia that a borrower would be faced with and create a higher burden for the companies to raise rates on borrowers; in short you are treating adults like children, and this will only lead to more chaos, and not to mention less credit.
You see Captain Chaos Obama, We The People, get to vote last, while you get to bully us when ever you desire with or without the cape and the funky boots. I am well aware that your ilk has been maneuvering in chaotic fashion to make each vote not about forming a more perfect union, but about administering to the government induced chaos; and the last election, like trained seals, people voted for Democrats, wrongly thinking that they are better at managing the chaos. We The People, are coming to the conclusion that the ordered chaos that evolves out of the free market is far more desirable than the one that the federal government manufactures, with the willing help of unions, via pitting one economic class, or one race against another. We The People are coming to the conclusion that we would rather have a hospital room and insurance at some price, than none at any price, we would rather have a seat on a flight at some price than none at any price, we would rather have a Big Mac at some price than none at any price, we would rather have credit at some price than none at any price; and so on for everything we rely on to lead our modern, and productive lives.
On November 6, 2012 - we will be choosing a new President that understand all of this and is willing to represent these convictions with authority.
Respectfully,
Joe Doakes
One wonder if Obama has "jumped the shark"? When your most valuable asset is looking cool then this kind of satire hurts especially from your buddies on SNL and MSNBC.
I am glad the liberals are able to laugh at this. What if Romney knocks Obama out a second time? Would they still be able to laugh?
I dunno, I thought "Mathews" telling Obama not to be a p*ssy was pretty straight up cool, I don't recall them ever being THAT blunt.
Since it's an open thread. :)
You know you live in a Country run by idiots if....
You can get arrested for expired tags on your car but
not for being in the country illegally.
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You know you live in a Country run by idiots if...
Your government believes that the best way to eradicate
trillions of dollars of debt is to spend trillions
more of our money.
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You know you live in a Country run by idiots if....
A seven year old boy can be thrown out of school for
calling his teacher "cute" but hosting a sexual
exploration or diversity class in grade school is
perfectly acceptable.
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You know you live in a Country run by idiots if....
The Supreme Court of the United States can rule that lower
courts cannot display the 10 Commandments in their courtroom,
while sitting in front of a display of the 10 Commandments.
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You know you live in a Country run by idiots if....
Children are forcibly removed from parents who appropriately
discipline them while children of "underprivileged" drug
addicts are left to rot in filth infested cesspools.
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You know you live in Country run by idiots if....
Working class Americans pay for their own health care
(and the health care of everyone else) while unmarried
women are free to have child after child on the "State's"
dime while never being held responsible for their own choices.
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You know you live in a Country run by idiots if....
Hard work and success are rewarded with higher taxes
and government intrusion, while slothful, lazy behavior
is rewarded with EBT cards, WIC checks, Medicaid and
subsidized housing, and free cell phones.
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You know you live in a Country run by idiots if....
The government's plan for getting people back to work
is to provide 99 weeks of unemployment checks
(to not work).
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You know you live in a Country run by idiots if....
Being self-sufficient is considered a threat to the
government.
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You know you live in a Country run by idiots if...
Politicians think that stripping away the amendments
to the constitution is really protecting the rights
of the people.
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You know you live in a Country run by idiots if....
The rights of the Government come before the rights
of the individual.
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You know you live in a Country run by idiots if....
Parents believe the State is responsible for providing
for their children.
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You know you live in a Country run by idiots if....
You can write a post like this just by reading the
news headlines.
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You know you live in a Country run by idiots if....
Being stripped of the ability to defend yourself
makes you "safe".
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You know you live in a Country run by idiots if....
You have to have your parents signature to go on a
school field trip but not to get an abortion.
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You know you live in a Country run by idiots if....
An 80 year old woman can be stripped searched by
the TSA but a Muslim woman in a burka is only
subject to having her neck and head searched.
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You know you live in a Country run by idiots if....
Using the "N" word is considered "hate speech" but
writing and singing songs about raping women and
killing cops is considered "art".
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Yep...the lunatics have taken over the asylum.
The skit was funny, and you know... this all reminds me of the first debate with Bush and Kerry. Bush seemed like he was on drugs (actually a much worse performance in every way than President Obama's) and Kerry seemed in command completely. I guess everyone's forgotten about that. Oh that's right, everyone on the right is in complete denial about the Bush years, and the fact that no one really likes Romney, everyone is begrudgingly supporting him just because he's on the ticket. The loonies that were paraded in front of us during the Republican race for the candidacy were the BEST! You guys went all out! And now, with what can only be called a lackluster performance by a usually brilliant speaker you all act like you've won some kind of social contest of coolness. Look at yourselves! Bush, Cheney, Cain, Palin, Gingrich, Perry, all hilarious symbols of your party! I get it, you're disenfranchised now, and you want back in. Amazing!
Romney is marginally better than Obama and Bush. So far the Democrats haven't been able to come up with someone better either. We can only pray that the right person will be able to step forward in 2016.
Oh so true. I know a number of people like that, unlikely ones at that, an ER doctor, a well off Jewish small business owner and three Orthodox Jewish young women. Of the latter they cite the fact that Romney wants to take away Big Bird and their small children will be deprived. Don't get weird on me now, I too am Jewish. But these people really worry me as they are Obots for the worst of reasons. They are blind to the damage Obama is doing to all of us.
Maybe you would like to hear my own theory on this. It's that the Jews in Russia were actually saved by communism, and they never moved on to understand that free enterprise, with its high appreciation of individual enterprise, as is savored among Jews and as they can experience most profoundly in America, is far superior to the socialist twaddle that many of the kvetching ones insisted on staying with and therefore behind. Does this make any sense to you??
That was funny, but they could have used a lot of Obama's tapes, especially when he was staring at Jim Lehrer for help. They used a Romney tape, but they had a lot more of Obama. They didn't mock Obama, they still mocked Romney. I can't watch SNL anymore.
Watched a few of the SNL skits & there were funny. Once upon a time, Matthews did make sense but changed & now he has basically gone the deep end. How can a person change so much as usually one gets wiser as he or she ages.
You got it right. They worship him and love to be loyal. I know. I used to be one of them whacko leftists who wanted to save the world.
So many news outlets are mocking Matthews. Matthews goes on-air with his rants and tingles like he has a personal romance with Obama. It is really strange behavior.
Chris Mathews is a nut job! He just can't take the pressure of seeing his empty suit run over by intellect!
You're right dude, the real thing was a much much more delicious shit sammich I saw REgressives eating that night.
The guy playing Chris Matthews was too sober and did not spit enough when he talked, otherwise, nice job.
For your viewing pleasure:
http://www.therightscoop.com/obama-vs-romney-presidential-debate-open-thread/
Even in their self mockery, they openly expose their real tactics... take something Romney mispronounced and play it and analyze it and insinuate incompetence... then run with it times 10. They know they are doing it and still can't help themselves.
As for mocking Obama... they still could not bring themselves to do it. It's Rule Number One since day one... don't mock The One.
Eh, it was OK. But you can clearly see that poking fun at liberals (a.k.a their own) is extremely hard for them.
Remember, the days with Dennis Miller? Heck, Eddie Murphy is even funnier and he's a total lib.
Pretty dang funny RS and thanks for posting this. I think my fave is the comedian playing Al Sharpton. Funny!
They did a good job with Madcow and Chris (have another drink) Matthews. My husband and I watched SNL a long time ago when we first got married. We've been married 38 years, so it was a long time ago. We don't watch it now, we grew up.
I liked the end: "Is winning the election really that important?"
This is what liberals are coming to grips with. And with Obama running away (er, retiring) to Hawaii, he will be far enough away from the mainland that liberals will be able to forget they ever liked this guy.
Yep, once he's gone we need to pass a law prohibiting him from entering the other 56 states for the rest of his life. Exile him to Hawaii, much like Napoleon was to Elba. I certainly don't want to see another decade of him giving speeches and making his fortune on the ruination of the American people.
I could tolerate him making post presidential speeches if the venue is a court room or Leavenworth or the gallows.
If you notice, though, they didn't make fun of Obama in person, such as a character playing Obama. They just had people talking about Obama. There IS a difference. When SNL was making fun of Sarah Palin in 2008, they had a person dressed up like Sarah Palin saying stupid things. As for now, they don't have a guy dressed up like Obama saying stupid things and acting badly. Seems like the liberals, for now, are OK with just trash talking Obama, but NOT actually showing somebody looking, dressing, and sounding stupid like him. Well, I'll take what I can get. If ultra-liberals are making fun of you, you know you're in trouble.
I enjoyed that, and shared it with my patriots' group on FR http://fundamentalrefounding.ning.com/ Blaming everything from altitude to dust bunnies is just typical of the left. On the reality side, I think that spoof may have been pretty darn close to what really happened behind the scenes! A behind the scenes spoof I'd love to see is one where O has to explain to Moochelle what the heck happened!
This is how it should be every Saturday night on SNL. They have so much material to work with when it comes to the dysfunctional Libs!!
I got a chuckle out of this...it wasn't that bad. Nothing beats the real thing, but I think they got Mathews down pretty good.
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