The Right Scoop- http://pulse.yahoo.com/_OQI5D66OXO7X2FE4NVCZC7BAMA Joe
I was waiting for the proper moment >>>>>>This is it
The BEST Little Johnny Joke.. (FYI – Little Johnny was from Chicago and was a “wise guy”) (NY GINO knows his brother – Tony- from the Bronx)
The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on productive salesmanship.
Little Sally led off: “I sold girl scout cookies and I made $30,” she said proudly, “My sales approach was to appeal to the customer’s civil spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious success.” “Very good,” said the teacher.
Little Mary was next: “I sold magazines,” she said, “I made $45 and I explained to everyone that magazines would keep them up on current events.” “Very good, Mary” said the teacher
Eventually, it was Little Johnny’s turn. The teacher held her breath. Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box full of cash on the teacher’s desk. “$2,467,” he said. “$2,467!” cried the teacher,
“What in the world were you selling?”
“Toothbrushes,” said Little Johnny. “Toothbrushes!” echoed the teacher, “How could you possibly sell enough tooth brushes to make that much money?”
“I found the busiest corner in town,” said Little Johnny. “I set up a Dip & Chip stand and gave everybody who walked by a free sample.”
They all said the same thing, “Hey, this tastes like dog crap!”
Then I would say, — “It is dog crap. — Wanna’ buy a toothbrush?”Johnny said “I used the OBAMA APPROACH of giving you something CRAPPY for free, and then making you pay to get the taste out of your mouth.”
- Anonymous
But why would you had to wait at all…he’s been doing this since day one.
- Anonymous
Joe, funny you should mention Tony Bagadoughnuts from the Bronx. Heard he just got out. You know, for doin that ‘thing’.
- Anonymous
if i hear the word stimulus again…
- Gabriel Caron
yadda, yadda, yadda……..obama thinks we’re all fools.
it’s good to see jake tapper start to unhitch his horse from the obama bandwagon
- http://twitter.com/strngernfiction strangernfiction
Well given that our esteemed representatives ARE fools, how could he not feel this way?
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A saw that family budget analogy at Zero Hedge a couple of months ago in the comments section.
- Anonymous
Poor Jake. For the most part, he is an honest journalist. He leans left but tries to be fair. He got bombarded on twitter from the liberals about this, claiming he NEVER reported on Bush’s deficits or debts. He gave links to where he did in fact cover Bush’s debt/deficit. Jake seems to be a good family man that seems to appreciate Conservative logic when it comes to money.
- http://www.facebook.com/salvatore.anello Salvatore Anello
The last line he spewed “this budget won’t pass because of Washington disfunction” says it all. What the heck was that! He just got through reporting the truth then interjects the party line when all is said and done. This budget won’t pass because it’s GARBAGE, not because of a do nothing congress. These people just can’t help themselves.
- Anonymous
I noticed the same thing. It’s a POS..that’s why it won’t go anywhere.
- Trust1TG
He is paid to speak… every word…every adjective…every question.
They all are paid poliitcal opinion-makers.
Quit expecting truth, honor, patriotism out of these people.
- Anonymous
Lie down with dogs, as they say…
- Anonymous
Of course in the case with Obama, lie down with him and wake with your pockets emptied. Cry about it and your labled a racist.
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Jake Tapper is just a little less of scumbag than the others. Save your pity for those that truly deserve it.
- Johnmann
In 2009, Obama swore he would only tax “millionaires.” Then he added… those making “over $250,000″ would be taxed… now it’s individuals making “over $200,000.” He keeps dropping the threshold year after year… someday, it’ll be anyone making “over $30,000.” Fact is, he’s even taxing the poor… with inflation, high gas and food prices, rising insurance costs due to Obamacare, etc. He’s convinced his minions that he’s redistributing wealth from the 1%, but every income bracket is paying for it one way or another… we’re all getting poorer at an equally fast rate.
- K-Bob
Actually, he’ll be forced to qualify that “over $30,000″ amount. It’ll be:
“Anyone making over $30,000 and isn’t on food stamps.”
- Anonymous
How much did it cost the tax payer to print those nice little political campaign books called the “debt on arrival”? Wasted days days and wasted nights….hey I remember a song like that.
- Anonymous
Don’t worry, Dingy Harry & Nancy the spinmeister will manage to put their progressive liberal extremist spin on this and redefine it as a budget cut.
- Anonymous
Don’t worry, Dingy Harry & Nancy the spinmeister will manage to put their progressive liberal extremist spin on this and redefine it as a budget cut.
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Lies, lies, and more lies… Pretty much describes obama in a nutshell.
- Anonymous
Obama is dastardly. He is breaking our country on purpose. He is smart enough to know that he is just mimicking Greece and Europe in general and just keeps going with it. He knows what he is doing with this and he is undermining this place. It’s tresonous by any standard because this is his strategy, to break the Constitution in half and then spit on the ground and drown it.
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He is pure evil.
- Constance
You’re kidding – ABC News did some almost-actual-honest reporting? What is the world coming to?!
- Anonymous
Did you notice at the end where he said, and I’m paraphrasing, Obama knew that this dysfunctional Congress would never pass his budget so he took this opportunity to make a political statement in preparation for the election? That is far from honest! What was the excuse last year when Obama’s budget was voted down 97-3 in the Democrat-controlled Senate?
That may be as close to honest as we’ll get from the MSM but it’s far from honest. BTW, Brian Williams ended his report on the budget with almost the exact same wording which leads me to believe they are taking their lead from Media Matters or directly from the WH spin machine. (That’s redundant isn’t it?)
- Anonymous
Are you folks telliing me that the One just didn’t get around to the usual line of “We can’t wait for Congress so I’m going to passs the budgedt myself because people are hurting”?
Hell, for that line of reasoning, why doesn’t Nancy just deem and pass it(yes I know she doesn’t have the power anymore but that never stopped a DemonRat before) then everything will be all right. C’mon Nancy, you can usurp a little more! Boehner won’t mind.
- Anonymous
“..new spending on education and energy to serve as an economic stimulus.”
This is truly insulting. The N.E.A. and our current energy policies.
The N.E.A. translates to more money for unions that are a hindrance to real education as proven over and over. All this money does is line the pockets of an ineffectual administration while indoctrinating and dumbing down our students.Our energy policies are absurd. We are held captive by foreign sources of energy while we are more than capable, and have the resources ourselves, to be self sufficient. We refuse to build a pipeline from Canada, we put roadblocks up in front of any attempts to utilize our assets. The E.P.A. is mainly used as a tool to punish, extort and control.
This so called President has the gall to present a budget that wants to throw more money into these areas and say that this is a way to “stimulate” our economy. He truly thinks we are a nation of idiots.
- Anonymous
Ignore comment
- Anonymous
Jake should remake his organization or come to Fox…he is good.
- Trust1TG
Looks like Obama’s buds are in serious trouble: http://lufkindailynews.com/news/local/article_2ca03240-5506-11e1-938b-001871e3ce6c.html
Hope it’s contagious.
- http://profile.yahoo.com/EPNKCLUJ4F2PBVGOB7MU7O56ZA W.
“It burns me that the President and the members of Congress plan to reduce my contribution to Social Security and then insult my intelligence by telling me they have cut my taxes.
I can understand why they see no difference between FICA contributions and income tax receipts based on years of their co-mingling these funds and using both income streams to fund expensive programs including rich pension and health care plans for Congressmen & Senators.”
http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2012/02/that_payroll_tax_holiday.html#ixzz1mMZ9PuQO
- StNikao
Obamathink – Not raising taxes is a form of government spending.
http://cnsnews.com/news/article/obama-not-raising-taxes-form-government-spending
Marxism is the mark of a very sick mind.
Any group that calls the Tea Party terrorists.
That thinks it’s treasonous to balance the budget…
People who think like this need to be committed.
- Anonymous
Diane Sawyer… just seeing her and hearing her voice is annoying.
Great reporting and very clear! Great job Jake! I’m stunned that ABC is reporting this.
Thank you for posting this Scoop!
- StNikao
Tapper used a rather polite term, when he called the presentation of the ‘Budget’ (cue: hysterical, manical laughter) the President’s presentation of the budget to the legislature, ‘Kabuki Theater.’
What Tapper really means = Farce, Charade, Sham, Mockery, Travesty, Apparition, Comic Opera, Burlesque, Pretense, Counterfeit, Feint, Pageant, Drama, Make-believe, Mirage, Cinema, Caprice, Fantasy, Fabrication, Delusion, Fallacy, Surrealisme, Noir, Deception, Mythical, Fiction, Folly, Conceit, Hallucination, Imaginary, Whimsy, Grotesquerie, Chimera, Bizarrerie, and above all – Extravaganza.
- Anonymous
Of course the Administration has already started to blame the Republicans for dragging on his budget and that it needs to be passed.
Its very frustrating to see Obama say people are just playing partisan politics whenever they don’t agree with his plans. He just wants them to pass everything he proposes and th sheeple will agree with him and blame the republicans again. When this budget doesn’t pass Obama will blame the “Republican Congress” and use that tune all the way until November.
- Anonymous
How does spending money on education stimulate the economy exactly?
- NYGino
It puts a lot of money in union hands and they go out and buy flat screens. Simple.
Doesn’t do diddly to educate our kids though.
- NCHokie02
Ha, true
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Diane Sawyer… just seeing her and hearing her voice is annoying.
Great reporting and very clear! Great job Jake! I’m stunned that ABC is reporting this.
Thank you for posting this Scoop!
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