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Why did Iran launch a monkey into space? They couldn't find an Iranian qualified or intelligent enough to do the job. I guess outsourcing works in Iran.
At first, I thought that Iran had come to it's senses and booted Imadinnerjacket out of the country - all the way into space. Alas, it seems that is not the case. :(
However, I did hear that the monkey stopped off at the International Space Station to ask for asylum and NASA turned him down, stating that their main goal was now an outreach program to islam and taking in the monkey would violate that mission. The monkey has since disappeared and is feared in an Iranian prison.
The article I read said they "launched" the rocket up 75 miles and then it fell back.
BUT I dont think the article is real, and I wonder if the other news outlets THAT PICKED UP THE STORY--- Like FOX< CNN< YAHOO ETC have been punked.
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Speaking of monkeys!!!!
No…. Barbara WaWa has the chicken pox. I’m sorry but the thought of her with calamine lotion dotted all over her face kind makes me laugh.
Barbara, you should have gotten the Shingles vaccination. Walgreens gives them for 12.00.
I'm unclear... did they mean monkey or Iranian astronaut? NASA needs to make them feel good about this whole thing.
Nothing good can come from this.
I heard CIA operative Little Bunny Foo Foo is already on the ground there to either take this monkey out, or bop him on the head.
How come no one else is independently confirming this launch? Very suspicious!
I would think that the BMD ships in the area would have at least tracked this missile launch.
I'm gonna' call BS on these idgets!
True or not - poor monkey!
Where is PETA when they're needed? Or will the book this as another quaint cultural custom by muslims which we must disregard?
Listen if Iran got a monkey into space I'm a monkey's uncle. I do not believe this for one second. Is that a black monkey or a white monkey, or maybe it's half-black? I knew we could make this thread racist! I call major BS, just more scare tactics by ImaDinnerjacket.
The result of the NObama mandated NASA "outreach" to the Muslim world. He must have meant. Give them all your technology and help to build rockets. What could go wrong?!
The plan was for Ahmadinejad to declare the blazing reentry as the return of the Shia saviour, the 12th Imam, the Mehdi..
Damn problem was a goat herder found the capsule before the recovery team.
They can throw him back down in the well now. I'manutjob should give him a cellphone so he knows when to climb back out.
Anybody can launch a live monkey into space; the question is "Was Morsi still alive when he returned?"
I'll bet that monkey was descended from apes and...apes.
Is that a banana in his hand or is he just happy to be home?
Next time to make it more fun, they should send an entire barrel of monkeys. What could be funner than that?
Nothing better on a Monday mornin' than a Rshill ;-) thanks mybear. You're making me laugh.
2009: Obama eliminates NASA's 1.1 billion dollar Manned Space Flight Program.
2009: Obama transfers 0.9 billion dollars to the State Department for aid to Hamas.
2009: Obama assigns NASA Director's top priority to be "Muslim Nation Outreach"
Iranian Space Agency Logo:
http://luckybogey.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/iran_space_agency_ofiicial_logo.jpg?w=191&h=191
Obama's redesigned US Missile defense Agency Logo
I think that's significant news: Iran puts Ahmadinejad into space. Now if they'll just leave him that forever we'll all be better off!!!!!!
Iran better stop all the monkey business before Obama, uh, sends them a Trojan Horse, named Kerry, loaded with stern letters, UN resolutions, and an F-16 or two.
Since Mohammed said that Jews are the descendents of apes and pigs, and using Mohammed's own definition of what a Jew is, this just must tick Muslims off NO END. The Jews beat Muslims at everything!
And now this... on the Muslims' own turf even... using their own rocket (probably borrowed from North Korea), the Jews STILL manage to beat Muslims into space.
"165 Jews... have won the Nobel Prize, despite there being only 12 million on the planet. There are 1.4 billion Muslims on the planet, yet they've only won 6 Nobel Prizes."
Anytime I hear the word [ Trojan ] now and my first thought is of Sandra Fluke. Please reframe from the use of that analogy.
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