SooperMexican (with a little collaboration from yours truly) decided to call the new DOJ hotline for illegals to report ‘objectionable behavior’ by law enforcement in Arizona. It’s awesome!

Listen below:

Consider this your overnight open thread.




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47 comments
blight14
blight14

The worst part is its a possibility in our future if we don't take our nation back from these &^*%!

Suzyqpie
Suzyqpie

Good job with the humor. What is not funny is the individual who actually answered the phone is a fed govt employee, with a fat salary and benefit package. And provides the opportunity for Janet Napalitano to add hundreds of new employees.

DebbyX
DebbyX

That was great..........think go take another listen!

FutureOnePercent
FutureOnePercent

I just called the actual hotline (855-353-1010) and when someone answered, I said, "Wow, I just wanted to see if someone would actually answer..." "Did you have a complaint" "No, I just couldn't believe this is for real.... okay bye."

I can't shake the feeling that we should be flooding this hotline with bogus claims of immigrants being racist against me as an American citizen.

Nukeman60
Nukeman60

"You have reached the Immigration hotline. If you do not have a complaint, a black helicopter will be sent to your home, with 2 immigration officers to interview you as to whether you are a member of the racists Tea Party. If you don't have a good reason for voting for President Obama, 2 NBPP members will be taking you away, to an undisclosed location. Thank you for your progressive support."

FutureOnePercent
FutureOnePercent

You know, I was expecting some sort of menu to have to sift through since it's a government program, but nope, got a person after about two rings...

You want information about your taxes and you have to jump through a thousand hoops, but if you want to call someone a racist, they put you right through.

freenca
freenca

This one has me rofl! Good work guys!

warrenwarmachine
warrenwarmachine

I don't know why you jerks make it so hard to share on facebook from youtube? No one person wants to click on the nasty looking link that is provided by this page but I know many would enjoy this video if you would provide a youtube link so a brother could share it!

tinker_thinker
tinker_thinker

When I click the 'like' button that is right above the comment box, a window pops up to share to facebook or twitter.

NYGino
NYGino

Coming to a theater near you. "The Return of Attack Watch"

scrubjay
scrubjay

"Chinga! You pressed for English...."

That kills me.

Jasper Silvis
Jasper Silvis

You just pressed 6 for English. Are you sure? LOL

Rshill7
Rshill7

It's a great time to be a conservative named SooperMexican, in light of current events especially. Great Job guys. It would not be surprising if Rush and/or Levin wanted to air this.

The left is imploding before our eyes. It'll be very telling to see which democrats in the house vote to hold holder in contempt. Heard he tried negotiate again, to no avail. Oh that's sad. Negotiating with a lawful subpoena. Hey if nothing else, it's creative right? What does he have as a negotiating carrot anyway? Did he simply flash his dog-eared race card again? If so, that must've been met with a yawn or twelve.

Oh, boy. Tomorrow's going to be an epic day. A double-header at least. The AG is held in contempt and O'care gets tossed out the door. O' and Ho will be squealing. At least that's how I hope it turns out. We need some justice, and we are not getting it from these two flouters.

Nukeman60
Nukeman60

It's actually a triple wammy tomorrow. The jobless claims report comes out and there is no way Obama can spin it other than very bad. We'll see.

Kagan: The Afordable Care Act was shot down by the Republican-activist judges.

Carney: Holder was unfairly held in contempt by a racist Congress.

Obama: The jobless claims report is...is...is.......it's Bush's fault, d@mn it. Oh, crap.

NYGino
NYGino

Morning Rs, just curious, which Ho are you referring to?

wodiej
wodiej

this would be funny if it wasn't so serious. But a good clip nonetheless.

Brian
Brian

I'm loving this guy!

Whitewolf2009
Whitewolf2009

I just heard this for the first time today (Wed) and like many in the comments said, they needed a last laugh before sleep, I was delighted to have such a laugh early in the morning. After reading all that serious news, this was just the tonic the doctor ordered! Very funny, very well made, and thanks for posting it! :-)

Rocco11
Rocco11

Congratulations, you are now a United States citizen, a registered democrat, and your early vote for President Obama has been logged. Thank you, the SEIU will be in touch, have a great day.

E. Lee Zimmerman
E. Lee Zimmerman

Very clever! I would LUV to have heard, "If you believe the racist officer was a White Latino, press 1."

kong1967
kong1967

Lol, that's hilarious. I like the poster in the video that tells latinos to stop believing Democrats and that latinos aren't for sale.

IwjwI
IwjwI

Thx, This made my day!

Aaron Charles Reale
Aaron Charles Reale

Funny, but i was hoping you ACTUALLY called them up to mess with them lol...oh well

Ozzie
Ozzie

One more post before sleepy-time.

I just read a news story on the blaze that people were protesting Rove. Smells fishy. I would put my money on the fact that this is a manufactured event to rally Romney support via creating Rove credibility.

Here are my questions:

Who put the video out?

Who paid for the "protesters"?

Who does Rove/Romney need to rally to their side?

Who actually reads these blogs?

We're [conservatives] the targets of a propaganda effort by the next pre-selected leader. I know I sound like a lunatic, but I'll only be a lunatic if I'm wrong.....and so far, I'm still betting on Rubio being V.P.- which brings me to another point. Who the fruck is choosing our potential V.P.? I've heard the same few names repeated over the last few days and there is no way those prospectives came from conservatives....they were handed down by the GOP to the media to provide blinders in the conversation for the sheep to follow.

IwjwI
IwjwI

We must change the players.

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poljunkie
poljunkie

Ha ha ha hahah

Too funny.

Thanks Scoop and Sooper...I really needed a laugh.

Paul Beyer
Paul Beyer

@SooperMexican > Awesome work SOOP! I think u parodied the administration's policies perfectly. #SOOPFORPREZ #BARRYOMUSTGO #DOJMADNESS

detectivedick
detectivedick

I am getting Furious very Fast. Does anyone remember years ago, "we need these "New Americans" to do the jobs Americans don't want to do", remember that line? Well LIAR Obama has changed that too "I need these people to vote because Real Americans are to lazy". Some more haha...Press (star) * for a free ride to the polls and a $100.00 BAC card. Press (pound) # for a free pick up your entire family south of the border. Welcome amigo we only deal in CASH under the table.

Ozzie
Ozzie

This is viral material-

Better than any skit I've ever heard on Limbaugh or any other radio show.....I guess because it hits all the nuances that many people may not get. It's so good that it seems professionally made so that's a big compliment to whoever did this.

marketcomp
marketcomp

LOL! Now that's what I was thinking, finding truth using humor! Make fun of these liberals because they are sooooo stupid!

DCGere
DCGere

Me gusta!

Garym
Garym

Si. Me gusta, tambien!

AmericanborninCanada
AmericanborninCanada

That was classic!!! "If you you are an illegal alien and need citizenship to claim a civil rights violation, please press 2" Can a legal resident also press 2?! I want to claim discrimination because I came here legally!!!

PS- Thanks Scoop and Soop! That was great and made me laugh before bedtime! :-D

PFFV
PFFV

Now that was refreshing...lol! Funny as Hell! A Must listen for the whole family! Thanks for the lift RS, as always you are a great American and keeping us informed of what matters. High Fives all around :-D

AmericanborninCanada
AmericanborninCanada

Mr. ABiC got up for a midnite snack and I played it for him. He thought it was hilarious!

MikeTheEngineer
MikeTheEngineer

I will go to bed with a smile. This was funny. We need more of this.

Steven Valdez
Steven Valdez

lmao, like the mexican music in the background.

tinker_thinker
tinker_thinker

OMG! That is the best thing I've heard in this election!....oh hahaha...A++++++++