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Mary
Mary

scary stuff....because it is so real

Thomas J. Zaleski
Thomas J. Zaleski

100% correct. "Liberalism in its essence is pure evil, for it DENIES the individual, which is the FOUNDATION of a free society, in favor of the collective."

DJLugoff
DJLugoff

Too funny, I loved it too bad it is true.

theDUHgeneration
theDUHgeneration

"PHD in 17th Century Belgian Lesbian Studies"

Bwahahahahaha!!!

That's priceless!

Richard
Richard

We can laugh now, but in the end we will all cry.

syvyn11
syvyn11

Funny stuff. But somehow I'd doubt that Paul Harvey would approve.

There are things you don't do. You don't tug on Superman's cape, don't grab the mask of the Lone Ranger and you don't try to parody Paul Harvey.

conservativemama
conservativemama

Oh lord. Visit some of our more progressive towns and you see the fashions shown in this video. To borrow from the great Dolly Parton, it takes time and money to dress like everyday is Halloween.

proudhispanicconservative
proudhispanicconservative

Excuse me while i do this hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahajajahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahaahahahahhahahhaahhahahhahahhahahahahahahahhhahajajahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahaahahahahhahahhaahhahahhahahhahahahahahahahhhahajajahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahaahahahahhahahhaahhahahhahahhahahahahahahahhhahajajahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahaahahahahhahahhaahhahahhahahhahahahahahahah

CDS in Manitoba
CDS in Manitoba

A better title for this would have been something like "So Satan Made a Socialist".

Guest
Guest

O/T

The Liberal shouts frantically into the phone "My Co-Partner is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"

"Is this her first child?" asks the Doctor.

"No", shouts the Liberal, "this is her Significant Other!"

Gtrjag
Gtrjag

God made a Farmer. Satan found his children and seduced them with utopian promises and turned them into liberals.

Garym
Garym

A Lib is going to watch this without any irony and say: "god didn't make me."

Indy
Indy

I laughed and laughed. Brilliant!

Amy
Amy

Since this is an O/T ~ And this made me smile at the thought of Karl Rove being proven as a liar...

Levin's twitter feed is on fire right now regarding 'The Architect's' claims that he worked for Reagan in the '80 election. Mark Levin doesn't remember him - and he was indeed a Reagan staffer. According to Reagan biographer, Craig Shirley, there is nothing to substantiate that claim and in fact it looks like Rove worked for Bush Sr's camp before getting fired. Oops...

http://washingtonexaminer.com/article/2520968

poljunkie
poljunkie

Great timing, my ultra liberal sister who I haven't talked to since 2008, when she had enough of my "stupidity" (after an adulthood of arguing politics) and deemed me unworthy of her time….left me a voice mail due to a death in the family.

She then took the opportunity, in a return email to remind me that many of our relatives disapprove of my political choices, and that a Grandmother (that I never met) would most likely dislike me.

Looks like it's going to be another four years.

chatterbox365
chatterbox365

I also got one of them....a sister. Unfortunately she is my only sibling. She doesn't vote and is non-political, but she likes to put people down and is always bragging about her material things. I struggled a lot as a young adult and she would always rub in my face about all the things she had and what I didn't have. I'm much better off financially now and she doesn't want to hear it. She lives 45 minutes from me and I have only seen her 4 times over a six year period.

We never had a close relationship...ever. In high school, I was a freshman and she was a senior and she would tell people I wasn't her real sister because I was adopted. I was completely blown away when that got back to me. My mom said my sister has always been jealous of me and she doesn't know why she never got passed it.

I have mixed feelings about all this because I don't understand her behavior, but I don't feel a sense of loss since I never had a sister relationship with her. We shared a room, but it was like bunking with the enemy and I always kept one eye open.

I have friends who embrace me more like family than my own kin. People in my family better hope I never decide to write a book.

poljunkie
poljunkie

Oh wow. Im so sorry that you have had that kind of pain.

The older I get, the less I am willing to take - I often wonder why these kind of people like to be so hurtful?

chatterbox365
chatterbox365

conservativemama hit it right on...misery loves company. We reach a point where we just say "f**k it" and move on. And unhappy peeps can't stand happy peeps.

I come from a family littered with freeloading democrats. Some of the videos The Scoopster uploads here remind me so much of my relatives. How I managed to escape that mental prison is beyond me. Perhaps I was adopted or switched as a baby...LOL!

conservativemama
conservativemama

They are miserable people who need to share the misery, inflict it on others. And you're right,the older you are the more focused you get. You know that time is precious and you will not give it to people who bring you pain.

DebbyX
DebbyX

You've got one of them too?! I too have a distant sister, we disagree on everything. But mostly...........ancient history. See, I remember the way things were, and she makes it up to fit her own version of the story. It's tough arguing with insanity. I have a medical problem of late. So she calls to wish me happy birthday (which in itself was shocking) and she proceeds to make up an imaginary woman with the same exact problem as me. WHAT A COINCIDENCE! I didn't know if I should kill her or hug her. I did neither.

Thanks for listening................

poljunkie
poljunkie

I hope you're back to your old self soon Debby.

Mine does the same. She "remembers" things my dad said or did. I just dont remember having a pony.

Nukeman60
Nukeman60

Just remember that you most certainly are doing something right, if a liberal relative takes the time out of their busy entitlement life to tell you how wrong you must be. :)

poljunkie
poljunkie

Thanks NM. My husband says to me- after 20+ years of her disparaging me- why do I even care any more, and why do I even respond? I keep thinking I will change her mind, but I guess that will never happen.

DebbyX
DebbyX

Ditto on the husband input and your way of thinking about it.

They are never going to change.

But I'll die tryin'

Nukeman60
Nukeman60

It's the goodness within you that always hopes for reconciliation with a relative. Sometimes, however, it just never happens.

Sadly, I know this from my own experience, being related to liberal family members. I can attest to the fact that liberalism and conservatism does not stem from the DNA.

Army_Pilot1967
Army_Pilot1967

I think Soopermex nailed it perfectly..... How can anyone stoop to being a liberal? I know some, but I sure don't understand them. I can't figure out what's going on in their brain. I've tried to understand some that I worked with after I retired from the Army, but after several years of trying, I finally had to give them up as hopelessly lost souls.

waytngtym
waytngtym

Need to do some personal interviews with ones who have crossed over.

johnos2112
johnos2112

Again I would love to see a 2 hour debate with a panel of Limbaugh, David Barton, Marl Levin, Glenn Beck and a true common sense theologian against ANY panel of liberals. Make it a pay per view event prime time on say a Thursday night. It would be fascinating to see the truth come out! I make this point because I see the decay of our society, at this video clearly shows, and people need to hear the truth. The conservatives would absolutely destroy these people and I would not give a damn who the narrator was. It would not matter. I know the left would not agree to it, but it would be fun to watch!

Laurel
Laurel

Soopermexican is awesome!

Rocco11
Rocco11

The Left is a malignant tumor on the healthy Conservative host body...

colliemum
colliemum

That was great, totally spot on.

Perhaps some PAC can keep it and run it at the next election, again and again, everywhere ...

BeyondPolls
BeyondPolls

God doesn't 'make' anybody liberal, but I get the point.

Nukeman60
Nukeman60

'...demand, screech, and scream sexist, intolerant, xenophobic, homophobic, islamaphobic, racist bigot...'

Sounds like the rants of just about every troll that enters these hallowed pages of Scoopville.

To add to the enjoyment, my daughter-in-law sent me this letter to the editor of a North Carolina newspaper from a liberal who wished to be nameless (for obvious reasons). I laughed my butt off and was glad he didn't post it here, as the responses would have been hard for moderators to control.

This is what we have to combat each and every day. Is it any wonder we appear angry to them?

Beaufort, N.C.

Jan. 17, 2013

TO THE EDITOR:

Republicans and “so-called” conservatives are at it again. They are claiming that the Constitution gives people the right to have guns without the permission of the government. If that were true, then how could New York and Chicago have laws against it?

We Democrats are sick and tired of Republicans constantly using the Constitution to cover up their true plans, which are to make us all afraid of everyone else. Our great president came from a civilized part of the country where there is strict gun control, and he is only trying to bring the benefits of that more modern way of living to the rest of us. I don’t know the exact statistics, but I’m quite certain that Chicago is a lot safer that [sic] Morehead City, when it comes to gun violence.

But do Republicans and conservatives listen to the voice of reason? No, of course not. All they want to do is whine and complain about how gun control and wealth redistribution violate the Constitution, as if the Constitution were all that great, anyway. There are a lot of things that need to be changed about the Constitution, I’d say, and President Obama needs to change it.

The Republicans are just trying to stand in the way, because the president is black. They even dared to question whether he was born in this country. I think all this demonstrates that the Constitution needs to be amended when it comes to the qualifications for being president. Right now, it says that a person has to be 35 years old and be a natural born citizen. Well, that is obviously unfair because there are a great many otherwise qualified people who cannot run for president because their mothers had to have a C-section. But because the Constitution was written a hundred years ago, nobody even thought of the discrimination that would result from a doctor having to deliver a baby in this unnatural way. Now that we Democrats are in control of the government, that’s just one more thing we should change in our drive to make life fair.

Please withhold my name because I don’t want to get crank calls.

PROUD TO BE A DEMOCRAT

I realize there isn't a single sentence that doesn't need taken apart, but at least it's good for a laugh. Here's the link, if anyone wanted to read the comments as well.

http://www.carolinacoastonline.com/news_times/opinions/letters_to_editor/article_8065cdfa-6a1c-11e2-a753-001a4bcf887a.html

James
James

Our great president came from a civilized part of the country where there is strict gun control, and he is only trying to bring the benefits of that more modern way of living to the rest of us. I don’t know the exact statistics, but I’m quite certain that Chicago is a lot safer that [sic] Morehead City, when it comes to gun violence.

"Civilized" part of the country??????

"Chicago is a lot safer"?????

Can i get what he/she is smoking!!!!!

NYGino
NYGino

Nukeman, this is either:

A - The definitive example of liberal projection or

B - A great piece of sarcasm or

C - The rantings of a typical Dem voter

Love the way he ends the letter by saying he's proud to be a Democrat but yet he doesn't want anybody to know who he is.

Nukeman60
Nukeman60

Yeah, I agree with your points. It may well be a hoax, but it certainly is the way many liberals think. At any rate, it's worth a morning laugh.

Rshill7
Rshill7

"U.S. Constitution written 100 years ago."

This person wouldn't get crank calls Nuke. They'd get laugh tracks on continuous loop.

It opens up entirely new vistas and landscaping fields of ignorance.

Did you send a copy to Ripley's?

Nukeman60
Nukeman60

I'm afraid Ripley's would reject it, saying "Believe it or not? NOT".

las1
las1

a person has to be 35 years old and be a natural born citizen. Well, that is obviously unfair because there are a great many otherwise qualified people who cannot run for president because their mothers had to have a C-section.

Ha... double Ha... I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

Rshill7
Rshill7

If you are a C-section baby you can't be a "Natural Born" Citizen silly.

This makes a lot of since.

This letter is so dumb I almost suspect it a plant from a conservative who realizes how dumb libs are.

NYGino
NYGino

A wilted head of lettuce would do a better job than him.

las1
las1

And besides, I still think it's discriminatory since I'm one of those in the C-Section group... Canadian-Section. I'd love to run for President... I'd think I'd do a better job than the joker in the job right now.

las1
las1

Yeah but the founders were really far sighted thinkers. They knew that a C section was just around the corner.