I don’t know why I didn’t see this before. The government is going to help me throughout my entire life! They’ve got all the money so it makes sense that they can help just one more person, little ole me. I mean, I won’t be in the evil 1% but I’ll be able to pursue my dreams of being a flute playing sculptor. And when that doesn’t pan out I can pursue new dreams because Obamacare will be their to catch me if I fall. And if my dreams aren’t making me enough money, they will help with my rent, my child care (cause I always wanted a big family!), my utilities, et al.
Always having the government to hold me tight is gonna be awesome! Just check out Obama’s new Life of Julia below and you’ll see the light too! Yes we can! Yes we will! And Yes we’re gonna! Occupy your dreams!
(h/t: Weasel Zippers)