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Michael73501
Michael73501

And we thought Al Gore was stupid...

Both are nominees for the "Sharpton Award".

Nukeman60
Nukeman60

I think Biden is pushing for the Nobel Peace Prize as we all know the criteria for that prize is to do absolutely nothing and to mystify and confuse the populous in doing so.

Past winners include:

Barack Obama (2009)

Al Gore (2007)

Mohamed ElBaradei and IAEA (2005)

Jimmy Carter (2002)

Kofi Annan and UN (2001)

Mikhail Gorbachev (1990)

Ariadnea
Ariadnea

Oh boy, another dumb democrat character. Is there an epidemic of Dumbness within the DNC or is Dumbness a prerequisite for a Democratic Party membership?

Linky1
Linky1

Think "Dumb-ocrat.".........

Nukeman60
Nukeman60

I got a copy of 'The American Community Survey' in the mail today. What a piece of work this is.

The Census Bureau says I am required by U.S. law to fill it out. It is a 28 page survey asking some 70 very personal questions about my family, my history, my home, my finances, my job, and every aspect of my life. This 2009 article explains all the questions in it (a must read):

http://www.nolanchart.com/article6074-invasion-of-privacy-the-american-community-survey.html

I'm appalled at what they are asking. They want to know such things as when I leave for work, how long it takes for me to get there, how much money I make and where it comes from, all details of my home layout, and on and on. They even have a section asking about whether or not I was in the armed service and what all those details are (sounds like they are trying to track down the ex-military for who knows what).

I will not fill it out. I will take whatever penalty they throw at me and then sue. I was just curious as to whether anybody here has gotten this 'survey' and what the consensus is about it. I find it unconstitutional and am ready to fight to stop it.

http://judymorrisreport.blogspot.com/2012/03/whats-with-american-community-survey-by.html

p m
p m

My God nukeman, that is Orwellian, downright sinister. Thank you for the links. Apparently it's been around since before 2005, per the first link.

BTW Surprised they don't ask about number of guns in the household. Maybe that's coming...

Nukeman60
Nukeman60

Yes, I was surprised that was the one question they did not ask. However, they were inquiring all about military service record. I assumed they want to track and monitor all potential threats to their control and the 'MiketheMarines' of this world, as much as we appreciate him, are not liked so much by the new regime. They are the ones who have the training and expertise to man a citizen militia.

As to the Survey, I will not fill it out. I've heard that they will pursue me with numerous phone calls, and then visits, and then threats of prosecution as I continue to refuse to cooperate. We'll see how it turns out. I'll keep everyone posted, as I am going to fight this one all the way.

Two things I've found out about this since it came out in the early 2000's. One, they survey about 3 million people each year (250,000 random (?) people every month). And, two, there is a house bill (H.R. 931) in the works to change this survey into a voluntary participation. Time will tell on that one.

Nukeman60
Nukeman60

I read quite a few of those too, and the ones that amazed me the most were the ones that said, 'What's the problem? Just fill it out'. They had to be the ones that voted for Obama in '08.

p m
p m

Fingers crossed for HR 931 then. Reading the comments to the linked articles, quite a few people have managed to avoid filling it out, so good luck!

Would this be a good subject for a separate RS article, to get the word out?

aZjimbo
aZjimbo

dumb and dumber: biden and hussein nobama.

NYGino
NYGino

Would his condition be covered under Obamacare?

Linky1
Linky1

Is terminal stupidity a pre-existing condition?

drphibes
drphibes

Biden adds comedy relief to the regime's ticket. We face a future of bleak oppression. But through the gloom, one man can always make us laugh.

GretaN
GretaN

Corrupt as he is stupid.

Is_Sense_Common
Is_Sense_Common

This is a great headline about Justice Scalia's reaction to having to read the Obamneycare Bill

http://freebeacon.com/scalia-likens-obamacare-to-cruel-and-unusual-punishment/

p m
p m

Thanks sense - a good site too.

Seems 43 rep. senators wrote to 0bama yesterday about his missile defence open mic comments. Here's part of what they wrote:

Last year’s defense authorization bill, which was signed into law, limits the president’s ability to share classified missile defense data with Moscow. “We caution that any attempt to treat this provision as non-binding, as you claimed in your signing statement, could have serious repercussions,” the lawmakers said.

Are they getting some cojones at last? Maybe.

AmericanborninCanada
AmericanborninCanada

I don't know pm. Wouldn't it show more cajones just to charge dear leader with treason? But then again, maybe I'm just living in a dream world...

AmericanborninCanada
AmericanborninCanada

Exactly. Even though we know it would be blocked, it'd make my day to see someone in our government demand a hearing at least.

p m
p m

Good dream too, he's been ripe for the picking for so long. But someone noted elsewhere that the Senate would block a move toward treason, which they would.

Not that that should deter anyone from doing the right thing, if only for the optics and the satisfaction of millions of citizens.

Is_Sense_Common
Is_Sense_Common

Do you think Barry will keep him on the ticket this election? It seems so ridiculous to do so...

Joe
Joe

Are you kidding - It makes Zero look like a HERO!

Almost wants me to wish Zero "a gezunt ahf dein kop"

NYGino
NYGino

That, my dear friend, is a very good question. It was a question why he chose him in the first place and I'm not sure it's ever been answered, at least not in my mind. At first I thought, as was proposed, that Biden had all this great, insightful knowledge of foreign affairs and he would negate the slam on Obama as being internationally sophomoric. But all that had to be done was to put him on a National stage and his lack of intelligence would soon become apparent.

Some have proposed, with a tinge of sarcasm, but I'm not sure, that he was being used as an assassination deterrent. Might be so. I'm thinking if the first scenario is correct Biden is history. If the second scenario is correct he might still be on the ticket.

aPLWBinAK
aPLWBinAK

While I will celebrate mightily the defeat of Obama in Nov., I'm going to kinda miss 'ol Joe BiteMe....he's a never ending guffaw provider. How does that man walk with both feet in his mouth?

Joe
Joe

ROFLMAO!

NYGino
NYGino

Can't wait for the book.

Joe
Joe

All 10 pages?

NYGino
NYGino

I promise I'll do my best to color within the lines.

Linky1
Linky1

Joe Biden, the gift that keeps on giving. I'm sure my dog if nominated as VP (although, he has issues about Mittens and how he treats dogs treatment of dogs...LOL) could outperform him in a debate.

Alan
Alan

Well, whoever the potential VP candidate is will be a shoo-in against plugs Biden

Alan
Alan

Oh, Dr. Pepper is my favorite. However, plugs is not.

Is_Sense_Common
Is_Sense_Common

I wonder if Pepsico will require some royalties for their product's name to come out of that man's mouth? Clearly he's besmirched it!

(although, in truth, Dr. Pepper gives me a tummyache)

VirusX
VirusX

At least he didn't call him SERGEANT Pepper.

NYGino
NYGino

Or Sargent Pepper.

KM
KM

Or "black" pepper...

DebbyX
DebbyX

And thank you Coke and Pepsi!

NYGino
NYGino

All of us can laugh all we want but when they invent a time machine, Jester Joe and Tip over Hank Johnson are going to travel back to the days of Vaudeville and make a killing.

toongoon
toongoon

Maybe obama will invest our tax money in a failing time travel company.

NYGino
NYGino

You're being very shortsighted now toongoon. Why, in three or four hundred years the investment might pay off, or at least not lose that much.

toongoon
toongoon

Obama can Rush to go golfing in 2112.

Linky1
Linky1

Good, then we can boot his sorry arse to Venus or somewhere into the Milky Way.

toongoon
toongoon

As long as it is a one way trip.

AmericanborninCanada
AmericanborninCanada

I want to add my "Like" to your scoop headlines too Scoop! And after reading many of the comments on this site for so long, I have to say- Scoopers and Scoopettes are the smartest, most caring, wittiest and in some cases most hilarious folks I've ever had the pleasure to read. Thanks you guys! :-D

toongoon
toongoon

And thank you too. TRS is like a 24/7 party, oh yeah.

Is_Sense_Common
Is_Sense_Common

Who's turn is it to bring the beer? (or wine, or other concoction you might envision...)

toongoon
toongoon

The vice president acted stupidly....again.

Is_Sense_Common
Is_Sense_Common

Pick your poison. Just bring your awesome sense of humor peppered with wisdom.

NYGino
NYGino

I'm with ya. What shall I bring?

Is_Sense_Common
Is_Sense_Common

Do we need a topic? It's been sunny & 80 here in Indy - A beer (or lemonade & Jeremiah Weed) with friends sounds pretty darn good for no reason at all. :)

NYGino
NYGino

Are we having a beer summit? About what?